Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
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He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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