Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
they're like a gay fantastic four
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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