Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
