it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
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All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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