I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
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when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
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I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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