i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
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He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
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ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?