once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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