did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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