weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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