We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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