Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
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From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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