she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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