Define "chronic" masturbator.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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