physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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