I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Someone signed my nipple.
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