Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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