i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
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I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
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apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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