I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night