Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.