ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
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Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already