He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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