I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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