I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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