he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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