S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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