im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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