He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
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