It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
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He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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