That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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