What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize
