did you get engaged???
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
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there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
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I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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