Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
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Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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