Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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