I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
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He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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