Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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