I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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