Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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