This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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