I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Randomize
