It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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