So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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