ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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