her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
