I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
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Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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