p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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