Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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