she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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