Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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