Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
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Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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