Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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