you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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