doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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