I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
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She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
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You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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