Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
i need some magic done to my vagina
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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