They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
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