I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
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I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
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is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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